The Final Problem
By wonderfully talented sotome-dan from DeviantART.
Bringing this back up, though sadly the artist has deleted their account from dA. :(
Their Sherlock Holmes art is magical.
I have finally figured out why they put a blanket on the back of the chair.
Remember that you were loved by me, and that you made my life a happy one.
And there’s no tragedy in that.
Bitchtastica - Sherlock, A Judas Parody
Sherlock, A Judas Parody by Bitchtastica
Lyrics
Oh Oh Oh Oh
I’m in love with Sher-erlock, Sher-erlock
(Twice!)Sherlock! Sherlo-o-ock! Sherlock! Sherlo-o-ock!
Sherlock! Sherlo-o-ock! Sherlock’s Bloggah-ah!
(Twice!)I’ve never met a man so brilliant
Try to compete with his massive intel-dick
But he is still stupidly ignorant
Of all but the latest underwear trendsPreChorus
Ahh Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah Ahh Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah
Wanna see some more, see some more, more?
Ahh Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah Ahh Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah
And he’s no amateur, no amateur ;)Chorus
I’m just a veteran, you need a doctor? I’m your man.
And I’m still in love with Sherlock, baby!
Need whoop-ass in a can? Well, honey, hold my jam
And I’m still in love with Sherlock, baby!
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
I’m in love with Sher-erlock, Sher-erlock
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
I’m in love with Sher-erlock, Sher-erlockSherlock! Sherlo-o-ock! Sherlock! Sherlo-o-ock!
Sherlock! Sherlo-o-ock! Sherlock’s Bloggah-ah!You think around him I would be afraid
It’s hard to tell if he is gay or straight
But I think we got clues from Moriarty
Given that he tied me up and Sherlock came ;)PreChorus
ChorusJOHN!
Anderson, you’re a whale
Do your research, get me ale
On this high-functioning male
Sociopath
Look at him in that scarf
That undeniable shark
How do those cheekbones work
So face my wrathI want to punch you, ‘Cause I can’t lock you up or kidnap you
Sarah stole my virtue, but it’s Sherlock’s texts that I reply to
Reply toChorus
(Source: doomslock)
our generation's children's names are going to consist of the most bizarre
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"TEN, ELEVEN, RORY, RIVER, COME HERE SUPER TIME IS READY."
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"MOFFAT GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THE TOILET."
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"KATNISS RUE NO WHAT R U DOING."
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"SEVERUS PRIMROSE GALE HARRY THE THIRD WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOUCHING THINGS THAT DON'T BELONG TO YOU."
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"Dumbledore those aren't potatoes."
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"SHERLOCK NO STOP. DON'T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH."
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"Clove Amelia what did I say."
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"ALBUS MOCKINGJAY GET BACK OVER HERE."
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"Tardis, no, bad, mummy's going to get into a fit if you touch her wand collection one more time."
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"HARRY LOUIS NAILL ZAYN LIAM POTTER GET OUT OF BED."
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"SHUT UP MERLIN"
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"HERMIONE GET BACK HERE"
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"EFFIE, THAT IS MAHOGANY."
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KATHERINE JOHANNA ARE YOU PLAYING COPS AGAIN?
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STELLA BECKETT AND RIVER INARA OLIVIA MELINDA ROSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL. GET UP.
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MYKA HELENA STOP EATING ALL THE APPLES.
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JAWN WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT LETTING YOUR BROTHER TEN PLAY IN THE DIRT
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CASTIEL, DEAN! STOP THAT!
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MYCROFT ARE THESE YOUR FINGER PRINTS IN THE CAKE
OH MY GOSH. HOW IS THIS SO CUTE.
Always reblog Holmes brothers.
“You are right in thinking he is under the British government. You would also be right in a sense if you said that occasionally he is the British government. […] Mycroft draws four hundred and fifty pounds a year, remains a subordinate, has no ambitions of any kind, will recieve neither honour nor title, but remains the most indispensible man in the country. […] His position is unique. He has made it for himself. There has never been anything like it before, nor will be again. He has the tidiest and most orderly brain, with the greatest capacity for storing facts, of any man living. The same great powers which I have turned into the detection of crime he has used for this particular business. The conclusions of every department are passed to him, and he is the central exchange, the clearing-house, which makes out the balance. All other men are specialists, but his specialism is omniscience. We will suppose that a minister needs information as to a point which involves the Navy, India, Canada and the bimetallic question; he could get his separate advices from various departments upon each, but only Mycroft can focus them all, and say offhand how each factor would affect the other. They began by using him as a short-cut, a convenience; now he has made himself an essential. In that great brain of his everything is pigeon-holed and can be handed out in an instant. Again and again his word has decided the national policy. He lives in it.”
- Sherlock Holmes, The Bruce-Partington Plans
National News: Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch
Imagine my surprise this morning when, upon opening my paper I find myself confronted by a full page spread on Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch.
Yes, the fandom has made national news.
For those without access to the hard copy version of the Metro here’s the online edition of the story
